I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, and radio-active sites, Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights - NO!

Why pick on the bad things, when life is so good? Why an if, and am, when there's always a could? Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea Outside of California it's foreign policy I don't want changes, or no reactions Your dilemmas are my distractions

That's no way to go Franco Un-American No way to go Franco Un-American No way to go Franco Un-American No way to go Franco, Franco Un-American

I never looked around, never second guessed Then I read some Howard Zinn, now I'm always depressed And now I can't sleep, from years of apathy All because I read a little Noam Chomsky I'm eating vegetation, 'cause of fast food nation I wear uncomfortable shoes, 'cause of globalization I'm watching Michael Moore, expose the awful truth I'm listening to public enemy and Reagan Youth I see no world peace cause of zealous armed forces I eat no breath mints cause they're from de-hooved horses Now I can't believe what an absolute failure The president's laughing cause you voted for Nader

That's no way to go Franco Un-American No way to go Franco Un-American No way to go Franco Un-American Where can we go Franco Un-American?

I wanna move north and be a Canadian Or hang down low with the nice Australians I don't wanna be another I-don't-care i-can What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American?