Skaponk.com

 

Five Iron Frenzy lyrics - You Can't Handle This


Title: You Can't Handle This
Artist: Five Iron Frenzy
Album: Five Iron Frenzy 2: Electric Boogaloo
Year: 2002
Submitted by: Marianne aka Armi


Making young girls pine/
I don’t have the time/
Babies get in line/
I’ve got a protractor/
Got a stapler now/
it goes “Ka-ching”/
gotta have the math club crown me king/
gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing/
on my calculator/
If you’re up/
and if you want/
a piece of me/
wave goodbye and blow a kiss/
‘Cause you can’t handle this/

chorus
No, No, No/
you can’t handle this.

Through my glasses glare/
you’ll see savoir faire/
beneath my icy stare/
I’ve got a retainer/
Maybe I’m the physics main event/
maybe I’m the chem club president/
maybe even Texas Instruments/
thinks that I’m coplanar/
If you’re up/
and if you want/
a piece of me/
wave goodbye and blow a kiss/
‘Cause you can’t handle this/

bridge
And Leonard Nemoy/
can’t stand up to this/
And Captain James T. Kirk/
bows beneath my fists/
And I am awesome/
awesome/
I am the awesomest/

 

Disclaimer: The lyrics on this site are ear-transcribed. The lyrics might not be accurate as they are the sender's interpretation of the song and not taken directly from copyrighted materials. 

Quick Search