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Screeching Weasel lyrics - Joanie Loves Johnny
| Title: |
Joanie Loves Johnny |
| Artist: |
Screeching Weasel |
| Album: |
Thank You Very Little |
| Year: |
???? |
| Submitted by: |
Shaun |
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Joanie and Johnny sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love then comes marriage,
then comes Johnny in a baby carriage,
sucking his thumb,
wetting his pants,
then he does the naked hula dance...
let's go to Milwaukee, say hi to Mr. C.,
Fonzie, Potsi, Richie too, Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny
Joanie and Johnny kiss, Chachi is getting pissed,
these aren't very happy days, cause nobody's getting laid
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny
walking through the jungle my dick in my hand,
i said hey motherfucker i'm a jungle man,
up in the tree, what did i see,
a goddam monkey tried to piss on me,
picked up a rock, hit him in the cock,
goddam motherfucker fell from the top
now Jenny Piccolo, works at a peepshow,
Pinkie Tuscadero's stewed, Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes,
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny
Joan and John got tattoos, now they're going to,
inspiration point that's where, we're all shooting heroin,
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny
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