Dead Milkmen lyrics - If I Had A Gun

Dead Milkmen lyrics - If I Had A Gun

Title:	If I Had A Gun
Artist:	Dead Milkmen
Album:	Dead Milkmen
Year:	????
Submitted by:	Elvis
	Would I be amused Would you be impressed Knowing that I had the power To put a hole into your chest? When the kids are crying After the welfare check's been spent Would I rob a licquor store To get money for the rent? If I had a gun...If I had a gun Would I start smoking Marlboros? Would I stop smoking Kents? Would I gain some new respect? Would I gain some confidence? Would I suddenly go crazy And shoot my family And see myself years later On some crime show on TV If I had a gun? Would I wear it in a holster? Would I keep it concealed? Would I put it on the table Everytime that I'm misdealed? When I hear a nearby gunshot When I'm up at night alone Would I feel a little safer Here in my urban home If I had a gun?