Tenacious d lyrics - Rock Your Socks Off

Tenacious D lyrics - Rock Your Socks Off

Title:	Rock Your Socks Off
Artist:	Tenacious D
Album:	...
Year:	...
Submitted by:	shitcake
	It doesn't matter if it is good It only matters if it rocks The main thing that we do is to rock your socksoff There's no such thing as a rock prodigy Cuz rock and roll is bogus, right KG Right. Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce. That's why me and KG are classically trained To rock your freakin socks off Give em a taste KG(alright) That is Bach and it rocks Its a rock mother fock That he learned in the school Called the school of hard knocks Give it up for KG Give it up for me Give it up for KG Give it up for me Give it up for rock Give it up for blues Give it up for everything That you've got to lose Rock your socks off, woman They'll probably shove up, y'all! Give it up for children To rock you shit off Now I know what a lot of you here are saying tonight You're saying "that looks like a fun way to make a living. You know what. Maybe I'll go out and get a guitar, Learn some power chords And make up some funny lyrics that go"- I got news for ya, buddy. It is not fun. We put up with so much bull. For instance, how about when you're about to go on stage And then the stage manager says: "There is a talent scout in the audience tonight." All of a sudden the mellow gig turns into a fiery hoop, And you've got explosive diherrea Because of the nervous melly butterflies in your stomach And then how about this one: You realize that the manager that you've trusted for years Found where your secret stash was, pinched it, stuffed it in her pockets And then stole some of your loot and snarfed it Because you can't trust anybody in the buisness! All I'm sayin' -we've been through so much bull Just to rock your freakin' socks off. And all we ask in return is so much precious little. All I'm sayin' is drop trow And show us a little of the old... And give it up for KG Give it up for me Give it up for KG Give it up for me Give it up for rock Give it up for blues Give it up for everything that its got to lose Rock your socks off, woman Rock your shit off, y'all! Give it up children to freak your shit house.