OPM lyrics - Heaven is a Halfpipe

OPM lyrics - Heaven Is A Halfpipe

Title:	Heaven Is A Halfpipe
Artist:	OPM
Album:	Menace To Sobriety
Year:	2000
Submitted by:	Jackie
	If I die before I wake at least in heaven i can skate 'cause right now on earth I can't do jack without the men upon my back now heaven will be a DJ spinnin' up all night long and heaven will be just kickin' back with Jesus packin' my bong and if you don't believe in Jesus, Mohamad and old Buddha too and while the world is war'in, we'll just sit back and laugh at you singin'... If I die before I wake at least in heaven i can skate 'cause right now on earth I can't do jack without the men upon my back now when most people think of heaven, they see those pearly gates but i looked a little closer, and there's a sign says that "Do Not Skate" so if you wanna come to my heaven, where we're all gonna have a ball and everyone you know is welcome, 'cause we ain't got no gates and walls singin'... If I die before I wake at least in heaven i can skate 'cause right now on earth I can't do sht without the men fckin' with it then i got, to the gate pulled out and listen, i'm a college failed i'm sorry friend you can't come in you gotta list here that you doesn't exist you're mad, 'cause i smoke dope they teach you in classes in how to cope i find a place to rest my head i'd rather be alone, now that's i'm dead i'm bustin' my soul now back in '87 where's we're bustin dark stars until we get to heaven you think i realy care that i missed my biology? now my education is stale, fishology with all your rules, you gots to chill i'm gonna twist out like mike mcgill gonna twist out, 'cause i got the skills, got the skills, got the skills, got the skills... heaven is a halfpipe If I die before I wake at least in heaven i can skate 'cause right now on earth I can't do jack without the men upon my back If I die before I wake at least in heaven i can skate 'cause right now on earth I can't do sht without the men fckin' with it (repeat chorus)