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On The Shelf lyrics - Our Friend Brittany's Song


Title: Our Friend Brittany's Song
Artist: On The Shelf
Album: ???
Year: ???
Submitted by: Grace


Brittany,
You're name rhymes with Schmittany.
nothing else rhymes with
-ittany.
so here's your song!
You're middle name is Ann
it kinda sounds like Dan
you're in a really kool band.
more stuff rhymes with Ann unlike Brittany.
You're nickname is Zzib,
When you were a baby you slept in a crib.
Your brother is Jib.
that was more of your song

Your last name is Hale
I hope you're not in jail
you kinda look pale.
you say "ahoy" as if you sail
you sometimes drink ale, AND YOU'RE TEARING THE FAMILY APART! AHOY!
your special friend is Jeff
he acts like he is deaf,
so this could rhyme i made up the word "feff"...AND YOU'RE TEARING THE FAMILY APART! AHOY!
Your other nickname is Skates
you're sometimes kinda late.
you go on lots of dates
not really...BUT YOU'RE TEARING THE FAMILY APART! AHOY!
Your best friend is Kylie,
which kinda sounds like Riley,
but they're not spelled the same...AND YOU'RE TEARING THE FAMILY APART! AHOY!
Your new nickname is Muffy
you're fingers arent very puffy
and your hair isnt very fluffy
what else rhymes with muffy?
nothing but...YOU'RE TEARING THE FAMILY APART! AHOY!
This is the end of your song, can i see your fong?
nothing in this song is wrong,
or is it? dun dun dun!...I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!

 

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