Nerf Herder lyrics

Nerf Herder lyrics - Pervert

Title:	Pervert
Artist:	Nerf Herder
Album:	How To Meets Girls
Year:	2000
Submitted by:	Francis "tiblanc" Hebert
	When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants I'm a pervert, a pervert Can't change the way I am I'm a pervert, a pervert Don't want to shake my hand That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile? Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle I'm a pervert, a pervert I've got sweaty palms I'm a pervert, a pervert It just goes on and on On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door I'm a pervert, a pervert Can't change the way I am A pervert, a pervert Don't want to shake my hand I'm a pervert, a pervert I've got sweaty palms A pervert, a pervert It just goes on and on On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on