Johnny Socko lyrics - Bitch Stole My Hat

Johnny Socko lyrics - Bitch Stole My Hat

Title:	Bitch Stole My Hat
Artist:	Johnny Socko
Album:	Oh I Do Hope It's Roast Beef
Year:	1996
Submitted by:	Lockeownzj00
	She walked on in, Cheeks red from the cold, Had her some sky blue eyes... She took what she wanted, but I'll never know how- BECAUSE--!! Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, she wont give it back Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, she wont give it back Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat Tiara wearin' drag (queen thievery!) Swipes my coonskin derby (that's my creation!) Kid-nap my cap (hazardous occupation) Gig money gone to larceny Well you drink four beers And you start to steal And you slip it off my head, kiss my cheek (seduction!) Now my dressing room bare (stocking cap abduction!) The way I'm thinkin' is yer my next meal Remove my lid, cause on yer head I will dine, I'm gonna skin you alive...! Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, she wont give it back Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, she wont give it back Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat White snowflakes Was melting in her hair I caught her smiling at me... Yet it was smelling of some greed, I fell to the floor, Sweat dripping from my brow Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, she wont give it back Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat Thirty-six, ninety-nine is what I paid! I see you snake my favorite tuk Drop the fez now or I spit in your face You got no respect for property and place Princess raised, daddy's spoiled greedy little brat You ask why I'm dark---cause the bitch stole my hat Now you ask yourself "Why you gotta use that word?" Five finger discount on a hat that's not yours Catch a brick, eat my shit, You fuck, you cunt! I assure I only use it when it's rightly deserved Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, she wont give it back Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, she wont give it back Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat! Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat Bitch stole my hat, she wont give it back Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' ha----t! What'd she take?! What'd she take?! My hat! (She took it!) What'd she take?! What'd she take?! My hat! (She took it!) (x6) What'd she take?! (She took it!) (x5)