Planet Smashers, The lyrics

Planet Smashers, The lyrics - Coolest Guy

Title:	Coolest Guy
Artist:	Planet Smashers, The
Album:	The Planet Smashers
Year:	1995
Submitted by:	Frédérick Gauthier
	At home All alone Get on the phone Get a dial tone Hey Joan Do you wanna roam? We'll go down to the skydome Then we'll go home I'm the coolest guy in the whole world "Meal Of Meat" Meal of meat I want it now Curse the gopi and their sacred cow Give me a Mac primed with beef Or a husky flank keep your leaves Meal of meat it's what I need Hold the alfalfa and the poppy seed Lay my molars into a juicy red hide I'm going to pickle some wieners in formaldehyde It'll make you ponder, wonder About that nice cow over yonder Meal of meat, thats what I want to eat I'm going to lay my molars into a juicy red hide I don't understand what you're telling me About the mass destruction of some holy trees Rain forest I'll be damned Just gimme some more of that char-broiled ham So it costs more for cattle feed Methane farts blowing in the breeze I don't care not right now Dining on a sturdy cow It'll make you think about that steak by the kitchen sink About that steak and it's starting to stink.