R.A.Y lyrics - Uncle Nobby

R.A.Y lyrics - Uncle Nobby

Title:	Uncle Nobby
Artist:	R.A.Y
Album:	The Self-Titled Album
Year:	2002
Submitted by:	Trent
	My name is Uncle Nobby, I hang around primary schools, Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude I show my naval fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men I get a full erection and I have to go to the gents Ooh! Uncle Nobby Can't we please go home? Why do you hide in the bushes? What have you done with our clothes? I introduce my penis to hamsters, gerbils and mice I like to read Fiesta, and peek at the readers wives Ooh! Uncle Nobby wheres our special treat? Why do you keep taking pictures and sniffing our bicycle seats? I grummidge in my portfolio which is full of Tampax ads I look up my own bottom with mirrors from ladies' handbags Ooh! Uncle Nobby Can't we please go home? We've never seen any dildos We don't want to wear pantyhose Ooh! Uncle Nobby Why have you smeared us with cake? We don't like standing in custard and we don't want to play with your snake.