Title: Bran’s Freestyle
Album: Shit if i know
Submitted by: Ryan Lusch
Who wants to taste my general tso?
you want to taste my general tso?
I’m-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin’ like you before
I can kick you
higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea?
Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang
wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang.
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball
but that’s not right not in real life
You will fall
down and break yo leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg?
Well I don’t
but I like fried rice
and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain’t nice
for a fortune cookie
i always charge you twice
Delivery is free but not from me
I only charge a dolla fifty-
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA?
Hit you with the lies. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay
Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls.
Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you,
I can put it in your shoe
I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you
while your little boy shits
I can kick you if you don’t pay the bill
And if you want a little mint,
that’s fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don’t expect nothin for free,
at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city
and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong
and I can do it all night long
And don’t mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you
never see me When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage
and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick
till you page your buddies
to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned, blew away
my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world
where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can’t be tamed
I got shit to control your brain
and it’s called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby
and have it just the same
HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don’t suppose ha haha Huh?